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2024 Reader Question 116

2024 Reader Question 116 published on 11 Comments on 2024 Reader Question 116

Watching this thing swim would be hilarious.

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Given swans are some of the biggest assholes, but dachshunds are some of the sweetest dogs… What in the world would this thing’s personality be like?

I think the swan part might win, as black swans are even bigger pains than white swans – there’s been several attempts to introduce white swans to the lake here, but you’ll only find black swans, because they drove off the white ones.

Also, they do not care that your car weighs 100-200 times them, they’re walking here and you’d better …no, wait, they’re standing here, and you’re just going to have to wait your turn.

The canine part of this critter is shaggier than any dachshund I’ve seen, except the one that was half poodle.

The dachshund is a much-ridiculed dog, but it’s a working breed that gets my respect (unless the AKC and their ilk have been flushing the health and intelligence while breeding for looks). As the name (German for “badger-dog”) suggests, it was bred to follow a badger into its den and come out alive.

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