Indeed, that is! Now I know the reason I would want Jim’s hair. No more bother of brushing.
Though you do have to deal with where to throw all the cut-off hair in order to not let your janitor or garbage man get suspicious.
Tie up the bags properly, and they would never know.
throw it in the dumpster of a barber shop?
Or sell it to the barber. Long hair is worth cash. Even though it is a… different… colour.
Hair dye!
I would find a friend interested in knitting, spinning and weaving, and cut a deal with them to make a new line of fabulous green wool jackets! And purses, and rugs, and…
Wouldn’t that be pretty creepy, knowing that anyone who wanted could have a rug woven of your hair as their doormat?
Hair generally does not make for good clothing. It actually chafes… a lot. There’s a reason penitents wore a “hair shirt” (though it was made from a blend of horse hair and cotton, not human hair.) The entire point of a hair shirt is that it is uncomfortable at best, and downright painful at worst.
You could flush it.
So… many… clogged pipes @_@
Just feed the cut off hair to Stanley!
Precisely! Finally, someone gets the right idea! (Left ideas are BAAAAAAAAAAAD *horrified sounds*)
Now I just need to know if his hair grows from the roots (like normal hair) or the tips (Like plants)?
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Indeed, that is! Now I know the reason I would want Jim’s hair. No more bother of brushing.
Though you do have to deal with where to throw all the cut-off hair in order to not let your janitor or garbage man get suspicious.
Tie up the bags properly, and they would never know.
throw it in the dumpster of a barber shop?
Or sell it to the barber. Long hair is worth cash. Even though it is a… different… colour.
Hair dye!
I would find a friend interested in knitting, spinning and weaving, and cut a deal with them to make a new line of fabulous green wool jackets! And purses, and rugs, and…
Wouldn’t that be pretty creepy, knowing that anyone who wanted could have a rug woven of your hair as their doormat?
Hair generally does not make for good clothing. It actually chafes… a lot. There’s a reason penitents wore a “hair shirt” (though it was made from a blend of horse hair and cotton, not human hair.) The entire point of a hair shirt is that it is uncomfortable at best, and downright painful at worst.
You could flush it.
So… many… clogged pipes @_@
Just feed the cut off hair to Stanley!
Precisely! Finally, someone gets the right idea! (Left ideas are BAAAAAAAAAAAD *horrified sounds*)
Now I just need to know if his hair grows from the roots (like normal hair) or the tips (Like plants)?