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Watch as the torso-less, beaked midget’s gaze pierces your very soul.

Jesus, it’s like every Lion King-inspired nightmare i’ve ever had. Seriously, someone call Dave Strider; If we pitch this just right to Spielberg, we’ll never have to work for the rest of our lives.

Spielberg would completely miss the point and just outsource it to somebody else who’ll miss the point even harder.

Like he did with Transformers, and later Halo.

AND he’ll take a lot of the money despite doing absolutely nothing of value.

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