A book I have called “The Encyclopedia of Things That Never Were” (which is one of my favorite mythical resources) describes Yowies as giant ants with iguana heads and lizard tails. It was superbly weird.
Bunyip= nightmare platypus
Aren’t drop bears just angry, violent, koalas? ‘Cause they looks exactly like angry, violent, koalas.
Angrier, more violent, koalas. A koala that isn’t doped on eucalyptus is a terror
You forgot one: “The Gympie-Gympie Bull”
The Gympie-Gympie Bull is just a bull that had an unfortunate encounter with a gympie-gympie plant (suicide bush) and is now perpetually angry because the pain can last literal years.
Okay, so… not really a mythical creature, but still an absolute terror.
The Rainbow Serpent would be so fucking cool as a non-human sapient person.
Big Ass Rainbow Snake that can Terraform the land is awesome and no I’m not biased!!!
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Australian Mythical creatures are dangerous and scary.
They HAVE to be, considering how deadly the more mundane and ordinary critters here are.
http://visual.ly/10-most-dangerous-animals-australia
A book I have called “The Encyclopedia of Things That Never Were” (which is one of my favorite mythical resources) describes Yowies as giant ants with iguana heads and lizard tails. It was superbly weird.
Bunyip= nightmare platypus
Aren’t drop bears just angry, violent, koalas? ‘Cause they looks exactly like angry, violent, koalas.
Angrier, more violent, koalas. A koala that isn’t doped on eucalyptus is a terror
You forgot one: “The Gympie-Gympie Bull”
The Gympie-Gympie Bull is just a bull that had an unfortunate encounter with a gympie-gympie plant (suicide bush) and is now perpetually angry because the pain can last literal years.
Okay, so… not really a mythical creature, but still an absolute terror.
The Rainbow Serpent would be so fucking cool as a non-human sapient person.
Big Ass Rainbow Snake that can Terraform the land is awesome and no I’m not biased!!!