About a year ago, I was out doing some errands. I was leaning against the wall of a building checking some texts and I hear what I think is one of those electric scooters that everyone was using until people realized they had to be responsible and not leave them everywhere. I look up to make sure this person was paying attention to where they were going (I had almost gotten into 4 accidents because people weren’t paying attention to where they were scooting). And instead of someone on a scooter, it’s a guy in a hoodie wearing one of those headlamps that bikers wear at night riding a segway.
So picture this, I glance up from my phone to see a guy in a hoodie with a light obscuring his face GLIDING towards me on the sidewalk and I just stand there looking at him ride off in the night because I didn’t expect to see the fucking Thing on my grocery run