I feel like a wolverine/great horned owl vs moose/goose fight would result in the total destruction of a 5 mile radius.
It’s December, which means it’s time for SKIN DEEP PIN CLUB to open again! Join in December and stay on thru February and you’ll get a PHINEAS THE RED pin with an opalescent red mane! And also a second pin that I haven’t designed yet. What will it be? It is a Mystery (not for long, I’ll figure it out and post the design to Patreon as soon as I have it).
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OK, by now, it should be clear that “gryphon week” was an outright misnomer.
It’s obviously gryphon season. :-3
(No “Santa Claws” jokes, though, please. Minimum creativeness level is set to “Santa / Roc (for carrying capacity) gryphon”. :-P )
Yeah mate it might be an owlbear, but it can’t beat that Aussie wonder griff!
I mean, the army couldn’t beat *regular* emus. Emuroos would just own Australia outright.
With the recent release of the metal gear collection, i just have a personal request, which would be an ocelot totem cosplaying Revovler Ocelot. Peak humor. We have seen michelle do a riddler, are there other mythics rhat lean into their own lore?
Well now we need one of them Versus videos: Owl/Wolverine VS Goose/Moose! WHO WILL WIN?
Neither! Eventually they just get tired trying to knock the other out and go to the pub for a pint. Or a hundred.
Well, the pub that’s still standing and able to serve anything resembling beer.
Okay, here’s a fun one, then.
Honey Badger / Bearded Vulture with the red coloration!
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D&D in Avalons is a bit controversial because so many of the “monsters” players encounter are “people” in real life. However, there are some exceptions that many agree are perfectly acceptable monsters, owlbears chief among them as most agree “that shit’s just scary.”
I mean, I could equally see a lot more variety and nuanced takes on the assorted ‘monsters’ for the same reason, as well as a huge amount of monster-as-PC-race work being done, either as homebrew races or as a in-universe subtle tip that some people at not-WOTC/not-Paizo/etc are in-the-know and trying to make options for the other-than-human players to play something a little more themselves around their human friends.
A lot smaller than an Owlbear. Wolverines top out at at forty pounds, but it’s pure muscle, claws, teeth and rage.