This thing would move like a muppet and also kill you without hesitation. Do not trust this thing.
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Especially if you’re a talk show host.
While it may kill you, the bigger question is. will it take your baby?
Aw, emus actually make good pets. Now, if you’re talking about Cassowaries, they’re evil deadly demon spawn straight out of the Jurassic.
That they do but their inquisitive nature snd attraction to shiney things means that you need to keep them out of the workshop or you are forever trying to find out where your tools have been relocated to… and this is the voice of experience.
This creature would kill you, and in the process there would be a slide whistle sound.
Elephant and elephant birb?
Now the question is what to combine with a honey badger.
Combine the honey badger with an Australian Magpie maybe.
If the two animals don’t need to be from the same continent I think a secretary bird/maned wolf gryphon would look interesting
If we’re doing weird/silly griffy combos… Let’s combine Star Wars & Star Trek with a Porg/Moopsy griffon.
I don’t know what to say in response to this. I used to be an insane fan of both. Now I am just a ‘normal’ one. (Wait…is that a thing?) I imagined it, and promptly laughed tea all over the cell…
I learned what a martial eagle is recently and honestly it would be so funny to cross it with a dalmatian because both are spotted
God, now I’m picturing this thing flailing around like Kermit only to then wreck somebody like Ms. Piggy.
Were heraldic creatures the ones that started using themselves in crests, or did humans just see a creature they thought was cool and start using them to identify their kingdom/family/etc? Would having a Bohemian Lion on a family crest suggest that someone had a Bohemian Lion ancestor at some point?
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Especially if you’re a talk show host.
While it may kill you, the bigger question is. will it take your baby?
Aw, emus actually make good pets. Now, if you’re talking about Cassowaries, they’re evil deadly demon spawn straight out of the Jurassic.
That they do but their inquisitive nature snd attraction to shiney things means that you need to keep them out of the workshop or you are forever trying to find out where your tools have been relocated to… and this is the voice of experience.
This creature would kill you, and in the process there would be a slide whistle sound.
Elephant and elephant birb?
Now the question is what to combine with a honey badger.
Combine the honey badger with an Australian Magpie maybe.
If the two animals don’t need to be from the same continent I think a secretary bird/maned wolf gryphon would look interesting
If we’re doing weird/silly griffy combos… Let’s combine Star Wars & Star Trek with a Porg/Moopsy griffon.
I don’t know what to say in response to this. I used to be an insane fan of both. Now I am just a ‘normal’ one. (Wait…is that a thing?) I imagined it, and promptly laughed tea all over the cell…
I learned what a martial eagle is recently and honestly it would be so funny to cross it with a dalmatian because both are spotted
God, now I’m picturing this thing flailing around like Kermit only to then wreck somebody like Ms. Piggy.
Were heraldic creatures the ones that started using themselves in crests, or did humans just see a creature they thought was cool and start using them to identify their kingdom/family/etc? Would having a Bohemian Lion on a family crest suggest that someone had a Bohemian Lion ancestor at some point?