So the Shrike/Grasshopper mouse gryphon would be deadly if it wasn’t tiny, but a moose/goose would absolutely destroy everything in its path and would be absolutely terrifying. A turkey/reindeer, however, would probably be pretty chill in comparison.
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Canadian Griffions are too dangerous for reality.
Look, saying that the turkey/reindeer would be pretty chill in comparison isn’t saying anything when it’s being compared to the moose/goose – I’m pretty sure a rabid rattlesnake would be pretty chill in comparison.
you’ve never dealt with wild turkeys have yah? they are mean little things that will chase you, and your stupid husky but leave the cats who clearly know better alone.
like yes next to a goose they are tranquil little angles, but still mean.
IDK about reindeer, but I know elk are the same way. Next to a moose they look cute and tiny and sweet, but alone on a dark road at 3am they will absolutely chase you for the audacity of existing. Also if you are stupid and honk at them they will charge your vehicle and unless you drive a semi you aren’t likely to win that fight.
Omg LOL a goose moose is true terror. I really enjoyed gryphon week! Thanks!
First time commenting, I love your story and I ADORE the gryphons. Every single one. Thank you for sharing your imagination and art with the world. <3
I’ll betcha a Wolverine/Great Horned Owl griffin could take down a Moose/Goose griffin.
There’s a goosemoose loose aboot this hoose.
Thinking of a Goosemoose I imagine the sound it would make as beginning with that high pitched HAWWNK! that is drawn out into that deep bellow that moose do.
That a hapless person on an early morning jog hears the world suddenly go quiet before the crashing of trees and the bellowing HuuAWWNK!, huge wings flapping as a beast of mid-size sedan size comes rushing from the reeds. Or worse, a flock of them.
Stumbled across The Physics of the Oozlum Bird, which involves a Oozlum Bird spinning in circles until it pops out of existence… Is this something David has done while stealing fries to avoid capture?