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Well THAT won’t attract anyone’s attention.
To be fair, if they’re fast enough they’ll be halfway to the mainland before anyone can react.
…or wind up in Wonderland. There has to be SOME reason for that side of the arc.
given the color of that hellmouth, wonderland seem a good (not “safe”) bet
Vera, I swear to molars, if your next line happens to be “now that was a SNAP”, I will …
Given her apparent fatigue, it seems her attempt succeeded by the skin of her teeth, though getting her to admit it without dogging her relentlessly would be like pulling teeth.
at least she took getting almost crushed in the mouth as an improvement over the previous crushing despair
Let me guess, they are meters away from salvation but then either
a, the end-point on Earth is unviable by either being utterly inhospitable, closed cave or not even on Earth.
b, the devils and/or other things to stop them are just behind them
c, they are chased
d, the hellmouth is forcefully closed the moment Vera steps out to deliver some rhetorical point by some outside force.
Place your bets.
e. The hellmouth is one of the early models and doesn’t have a _head_ at the other end …
Is this the Jabberwock? The jaws that snap? Oh… bite.
At least it’s big enough for a dragon!
Bit of a bugger for the person who owns the house the wall belongs to – remodelling needed! And how did it turn into a fresco anyway?
“Pray pardon our ‘al fresco’ appearance but our tailor is ill.”
“What’s his name?”
“I’m not of humours to know that.”
If that’s what success looks like I’d hate to see failure.
Oh man, are they really about to leave Dis? Michelle and Bloodcarver have been there (in our time) since *Halloween of 2019*!
Oh man, that’s a long time.
A pubby. :3c
Best case all around! It’s an actual mouth, Vera didn’t just leave, lets go team!
Vera is absolutely avoreable this post.
Go go go!!!
I see what you did there and I’m here for it :D
Wow. That’s pretty impressive. I still kinda think they’ll end up in Dogpatch, but I’m probably wrong about that.
Dogpatch would still be a step above their current situation.
It leads… into the building behind it! :D
Vera: “So what? This club has an absolutely *demonic* bouncer! This was my only hope of ever getting in!”
I’ll be happy if they get to Earth. Preferably their own version of Earth.
It’s the Party God!
The fact that Mich is more startled by Vera’s reappearance than her apparent ‘consumption’…. :D
I wonder if she had a moment of “Oh crap, maybe I was a -bit- of an ass!” moment. :D
The hellmouth would have been more startled than Mich if it had bitten its tongue!
Is… the tongue a ramp for wheelchairs?
Vera has such a pleasing energy. She’s an exuberant goober. An exoober. Exoobress? (Goobress is the feminine of goober, you see.)
What do you know, it worked. Now they better hurry before the demons notice it.
Is that Hellmouth big enough to let Bloodcarver through?
You’d be surprised what a hellmouth can swallow.
There might be a bit of chafing, though. But I’m sure the hellmouth won’t mind!
I bet after all this time sleeping that thing must have a hell of a morning breath.
And is in desperate need of the biggest cup of coffee.
IIRC, they’re effectively undead dragons magically linked to Earth.
But you’re probably not wrong about the breath issues. Talk about a bad case of halitosis.
Even Johnson & Johnson couldn’t make enough Listerine for that.
I’m sure this is a perfectly safe and environmentally friendly way to travel, the way it looks, right…?
Can’t be worse than flying coach, at the very least!