You’d be surprised how many weird questions/strange social situations can be waved away with “Sorry I was Homeschooled.”
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Thank you Colin.
In the 1900s, were lady centaurs able to pass freely among humans by simply wearing an enormous skirt and bustle?
Bc I saw an illustration from back then comparing bustled ladies to just that.
With a shave and apropreate padding, I imagine male centaurs could use the same technique.
I think the next major problem would be the hooves. On pavement you are going to be clippity-clopping on double the amount of feet you should have, and on dirt and sand you are going to be leaving some obviously not human footprints.
That’s an easy fix at least. Wear custom shoes that have soles in the shape of normal woman’s foot wear under the skirt. Moving carefully you could disguise it as one set of tracks. (A long and heavy skirt train could probably also help obscure prints.)
Whatever the answer, I really want to see it!
An ipotane should be able to pull that off better than a centaur. A bustle only stuck out so far…
I go to a christian college. Homeschooling would be a good excuse
Speaking as someone who was home schooled I can say that this is a pretty accurate response.
Gotta love Collin!
So among of the fae folk, which one is real and which isn’t? I know the dullahan is real but what about banshees or pixies?
As someone that was home schooled, it’s 20 years later and I still haven’t learned how to talk to humans.
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Thank you Colin.
In the 1900s, were lady centaurs able to pass freely among humans by simply wearing an enormous skirt and bustle?
Bc I saw an illustration from back then comparing bustled ladies to just that.
With a shave and apropreate padding, I imagine male centaurs could use the same technique.
I think the next major problem would be the hooves. On pavement you are going to be clippity-clopping on double the amount of feet you should have, and on dirt and sand you are going to be leaving some obviously not human footprints.
That’s an easy fix at least. Wear custom shoes that have soles in the shape of normal woman’s foot wear under the skirt. Moving carefully you could disguise it as one set of tracks. (A long and heavy skirt train could probably also help obscure prints.)
Whatever the answer, I really want to see it!
An ipotane should be able to pull that off better than a centaur. A bustle only stuck out so far…
I go to a christian college. Homeschooling would be a good excuse
Speaking as someone who was home schooled I can say that this is a pretty accurate response.
Gotta love Collin!
So among of the fae folk, which one is real and which isn’t? I know the dullahan is real but what about banshees or pixies?
As someone that was home schooled, it’s 20 years later and I still haven’t learned how to talk to humans.
I’m so seeing Colin do this.